i’m just me.
i can’t be anyone else.
my favourite things
pet-safe house plants
wholesome cooking
morning romps
cosy restaurants
rye & sherry cask whisky
medium bodied red wine
freshly ground coffee
random acts of kindness
couch cuddles
my pets, Pinot and Happy
skin contact
bed picnics
showers for two
intricate lingerie
neck kisses
about you
Connection is a huge part of what I do, but it isn’t compulsory. I’m a firm believer in something brief and exciting, but if you were to ask what my ideal companion looks like, I’d say we’re rather similar.
If you’re anything like me, you value that ‘click’. You look for that easy feeling of mutual respect and understanding, usually reserved for old lovers or friends. You see value in letting our time unfold organically and aren’t afraid to laugh or tell me that my jokes are terrible. You’re turned on by people who are nice to those employed within the service industry, because you’ve been there before and haven’t forgotten where your path began.
Let’s go out for beautiful food, then go home and devour each other.
“My time with Alice took me back to when I was a kid & Santa Claus existed, & anything was possible.”
- H, 2018
I get it. You’re just here for the pictures.
I don’t blame you. I’ve designed my website to favour discretion, so that you don’t need to worry about nosey Rosies looking over your shoulder while you browse. However, if you’re into that sort of thing, an entire gallery of good stuff awaits you.